Warning . . . To ALL you doctors who sit and stare at your computer screens while you think you’re examining me . . . I’m going to strip naked the next time and if you ever turn around and look, you might decide not to take your eyes off me when we’re having an office visit. I don’t want to go see you in the first place and then you sit, and I think you’re talking to me, but you’re staring at that stupid screen and typing the whole time and I’m SICK AND TIRED OF IT!! Next time you’ll wish you’d paid me more attention, if there is a next time.